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beer, boobs and the Arctic fucking Monkeys.

bepeu:

My favourite hobby is not being a parent

(via tenderparnell)

teamrocketing:

"no i don’t like disney it’s for kids" you need to bibbity bobbity back the fuck up out of my life

(via technicolordreamsandacidseams)

totallyadhd:

amaloli:

amaloli:

today in art class a guy made a dick out of clay and when the art teacher was walking around she stopped in front of him and stared at it and just said “it doesn’t look very accurate” and walked away

all the guys at our table were like “how does she know what a dick look like” and she said

i’m sixty years old and married and have three kids

The real question is why couldn’t a boy make an accurate dick.

(Source: charlottes, via technicolordreamsandacidseams)

skelitas:

i’m basically “pro-do whatever you want as long as you’re enjoying yourself and not hurting other people”

(via boxingforfitness)

miss-mckibben:

Justin Bieber fans trying to defend everything he does.

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(via pizza)

meta18:

aphdenmark:

when will ppl shut up about that ice movie

ice age was good fuck off

(via technicolordreamsandacidseams)

guy:

when the artist u hate releases a catchy song

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(Source: guy, via pizza)

tits-n-t4ts:

A guys moan is the sexiest thing ever.

(via tits-n-t4ts)