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beer, boobs and the Arctic fucking Monkeys.

1200reasons:

sluttyoliveoil:

where would we be if we obeyed the rule “ask your parents before going online”

So SO uneducated about penises

(via pizza)

ballpointpun:

fuckyeahitsalltimelow:

I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE LIFESAVER MINTS HAVE A HOLE IN THE MIDDLE BECAUSE IF IT GETS CAUGHT IN YOUR THROAT YOU CAN STILL BREATHE.

that feature sounds like a real life saver

(via b0rd3r)

shingeki-no-kou:

I wish boobs did the bra thing without having to wear the bra

(Source: baoziikari, via pizza)

intensional:

the thing about math is even if you understand it you actually don’t understand it

(via pizza)

sailor—kitten:

earthwanker:

Do you ever hear someone’s voice and kinda wanna fuck it

Carlos

cutejewishgirl:

i can’t wait for my grandchildren to wish they lived in the era of beyoncé

(via pizza)