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beer, boobs and the Arctic fucking Monkeys.

spookygeiszlers:

Just saw a girl in high heels long boarding to class. Godspeed, my queen.

(Source: geiszlerrs, via pizza)

rippleklainebagels:

home is where you fully understand how the shower works

(Source: bakehuntdrink, via pizza)

trencly:

tips on how to properly enter my room:

  1. do not

(via moose-eggs)

dampsandwich:

if u smell good, we cool

(via pizza)

dejacoendou:

hey-doesnt-he-rap:

chicken-nuggets-galore:

Do twins have the same sized dick?

now we’re asking the real questions

As a twin, I can say my dick is definitely bigger than my sister’s.

(via pizza)

kafkai:

dilated:

I automatically assume everyone finds me unattractive until they tell me otherwise.

And then i assume that they are lying to make fun of me

(Source: dilated, via diet-tampon)

me:*puts earphones in*
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me:oh right
me:*plays music*

rnudkipz:

when you start losing a bunch of followers

image

(via diet-tampon)

dannylaceyjo:

when i was younger i really wanted to try turkish delight cause i figured it had to be pretty good if edmund betrayed his family for it

(Source: metalgender, via diet-tampon)